CHILLIN' WITH THE CREW: A PENGUIN STORY

Well, we gotta chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book. A